WARNING: Contents under pressure.

Only at the Studer house can you wake up, take a shower, put your pjs BACK on, run downstairs and eat a grapefruit, ride around the kitchen on a Barbie scooter whilst you clear the table, and jam out the ‘The White Stripes’ as you load the dishwasher. And that’s all before nine in the morning.

Lets break down the last few days into a couple of groups. We’ll use ‘The Sucks’ and the ‘The Dude would have approved’.

The Sucks

-Going to that AWFUL children’s play about the southwest up at Bluedorn. Man, that was the longest hour and a half OF MY LIFE.

-Our washer breaking down. SHIT.

-Spanish class with those homeschool freaks. My patience is wearing. God forgive my attitude and give me love for them.

-Dance class. I sucked. SUCKED.

-Looking ugly. I swear. I get a little uglier every day. I think by next month I’ll be at Janet Reno’s level, and by the time summer roles around I’ll be Bette Midler. I won’t even talk Mom about getting senior pictures done. END OF DISCUSSION.

The Dude would have approved

-Going to Barnes and Noble and reading Graphic Novels and children’s books for hours.

-Freaking out Wednesday night and exercising like crazy. It felt really good. YES SWEAT, ew gross!

-Going to ‘Million Dollar Baby’ with Seth and the girls tonight. I love night where we blow time and money on entertainment and food.

-Buying Pearl Jams greatest hits tonight. The money I was referring to, um, ‘blowing’. Ahem, how crass.

-Messing with telemarketers. I know I know, its not their fault, its just their job.

-Writing on banana peels. “Don’t eat this”, “Bananas suck”, “Yellow is the color of death”, “Come on Monkey, come on.” and many others.

Driving.

Watching movies with Sophia.

Giving skater boy Aaron the slip today. He spotted me, but thank God he was driving, so I was able to dash into an alley. *whew *

Feeling blue, and loving you,

CIS