commie?

Dad: "Where are you guys going?"

Camille: "Down to the club, we have a private lesson with Scott at 4:30."

Dad: "Okay here, take my credit card and fill the car up. Go to Fast Stop. No wait, go to John's."

Camille: "I hate John's, why can't I just fill up at Casey's?"

Dad: "Because they're communists. Go to John's."

Camille: "What? How do you know that they're communists? Do you KNOW the people who own Casey's?"

Dad: "Yes, and they're communists."

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(The next day)

Emily: "Hey look, there's Ron!"

Camille: "Aw, I love Ron! Ooo and hey, he's buying communist gas! Man, he is the BEST."

Emily: "Amen."